Ace and Luther

Dear Ace and Luther, I have severe test anxiety. I get really nervous walking into a class on test day. I start sweating and the room starts spinning and I feel like I’m going to throw up. Is there anything you can do to help me conquer my fear of tests? From, Sweat Stains Sweat […]

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  • Not my usual work: The Gubmint took our roads!

    Yes, that’s right. First they take our airport freedoms, and next they take our roads. The Government has annexed Old Meridian and US-31 for a significant construction project, something you might have experienced indirectly as traffic is forced to take unusual thoroughfares to it’s myriad of destinations. If you’ve been living within a nuclear bunker […]

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  • Happy America Recycles Day!

    Today, November 15th, is America Recycles Day. In the past few years, the recycling program at University has declined. Gum, food, and other unacceptable waste materials are often thrown into recycling bins, while paper and bottles are often thrown into trashcans. During lunch alone, University produces approximately 27 pounds of waste per week. This is […]

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  • Drake Jellison and Radioactive Coal

    [Insert Harry Potter theme] Now, I might just be scientifically sheltered, starved and otherwise oblivious, but this was serious news to me. ‘This’ being this–> http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=coal-ash-is-more-radioactive-than-nuclear-waste Er, before I get to the Journalism-muse-science business, it’s best that I give you a nice excuse so you don’t fire me and/or say mean things to me in school […]

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  • Get Efficient, Evolution!

    Hi. Drake returns once more to bring you… Well, to be honest, I didn’t really think this one through, so I don’t know what I’m bringing you. Perhaps I bring you… Let’s say it’s a box, and within that box is another box, and within that box is Drake, because I can fit into boxes, […]

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  • Ask Ace and Luther

    I really like this girl and I don’t know what to do. Help! – Forgotten in Fairbanks Ace:  Forgotten, you have come to the right place for smooth game-spitting advice. I need to keep a can of mace with me just to keep the ladies away- just like pre-Nancy Chuck Webster. You have three things […]

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  • Confessions of a College Visitor

    By Jordan Dalton and Naomi Farahan Last weekend, we took a trip to a small liberal arts college in a nearby state. It will remain unnamed. Apparently, there is a science to college visiting, and it is one we have yet to perfect. We started off our long car ride far too early. After a […]

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  • How 9/11 Impacted Patriotism

    By Jake Thurman  Every year around September 11, most of us undoubtedly spend time discussing and reflecting on the events as they occurred in New York, Washington DC, and Summerset County, Pennsylvania. We are all familiar with the profound tragedy, the heroic tales of self-sacrifice, and the uplifting stories of a wounded nation coming together. […]

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