• How 9/11 Impacted Patriotism

    By Jake Thurman  Every year around September 11, most of us undoubtedly spend time discussing and reflecting on the events as they occurred in New York, Washington DC, and Summerset County, Pennsylvania. We are all familiar with the profound tragedy, the heroic tales of self-sacrifice, and the uplifting stories of a wounded nation coming together. […]

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  • Passivity vs. Activity

    This piece was written by faculty guest Luke Crawley.  There are those who look at the opportunities offered to and successes achieved by others and feel slighted as if in the seemingly fairness centered, equity-minded social construct owes them something. This is the wrong attitude for two reasons. First, any good thing that happens to […]

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  • Not my usual work: The Gubmint took our roads!

    Yes, that’s right. First they take our airport freedoms, and next they take our roads. The Government has annexed Old Meridian and US-31 for a significant construction project, something you might have experienced indirectly as traffic is forced to take unusual thoroughfares to it’s myriad of destinations. If you’ve been living within a nuclear bunker […]

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  • Happy America Recycles Day!

    Today, November 15th, is America Recycles Day. In the past few years, the recycling program at University has declined. Gum, food, and other unacceptable waste materials are often thrown into recycling bins, while paper and bottles are often thrown into trashcans. During lunch alone, University produces approximately 27 pounds of waste per week. This is […]

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  • The Importance of #YesAllWomen

    The hashtag #YesAllWomen came in a response to the mass shooting that occurred on May 23rd. Elliot Rodger, the man behind the shooting, released a YouTube video as well as a manifesto that included statements like “if I can’t have you, girls, I will destroy you” before the mass murder of six people near the […]

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  • Ace and Luther

    Dear Ace and Luther, I have severe test anxiety. I get really nervous walking into a class on test day. I start sweating and the room starts spinning and I feel like I’m going to throw up. Is there anything you can do to help me conquer my fear of tests? From, Sweat Stains Sweat […]

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  • Get Efficient, Evolution!

    Hi. Drake returns once more to bring you… Well, to be honest, I didn’t really think this one through, so I don’t know what I’m bringing you. Perhaps I bring you… Let’s say it’s a box, and within that box is another box, and within that box is Drake, because I can fit into boxes, […]

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  • Ask Ace and Luther

    I really like this girl and I don’t know what to do. Help! – Forgotten in Fairbanks Ace:  Forgotten, you have come to the right place for smooth game-spitting advice. I need to keep a can of mace with me just to keep the ladies away- just like pre-Nancy Chuck Webster. You have three things […]

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